In London's Hyde Park, there is a place called Speaker's Corner. Anyone can speak there, and they are free to say anything they like. There are three simple rules: 1.The speaker must not show disrespect for the monarchy 2.The speaker must not incite a riot 3.The speaker must stand on a box at least 6" high so that they are not on British soil.
From this tradition came the phrase "standing on a soap box" to indicate someone who is speaking to the general public about some random topic.
OPINIONS
Ok, I'm opinionated! I'm also biased and prejudiced. "Gee-whiz, Irving, you're a pretty lousy person!"
Nope! Let me explain what I mean. Have you ever noticed that it is usually younger people who describe older people as opinionated? In my opinion, that is because younger people tend to have fewer opinions than older people. Opinionated merely means that I have opinions on issues. I've lived long enough to be exposed to both sides of many significant issues; hence, I have accumulated enough evidence to exercise judgement. Similarly, I exercise bias in applying judgement, i.e., I make choices based on wisdom. I know the diference between right and wrong, good and bad, even good and better. I avoid racial prejudice because I'm a member of a race too. I avoid analytical bias because I know that my judgement will be suspect if I apply bias here.
There is, however, a distinct percieved difference between having opinions and expressing opinions. Most people have opinions, but those people who express opinions tend to stand out as targets for criticism. (More on this later)
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E-MAIL
E-mail is a terrific invention for rapid communication. For those who like to "chat" with their friends, ICQ and AOL Instant Messenger are a great boon. However, not everyone is a chatter. Just as I despise junk mail, I have similar feelings toward junk e-mail. I received the following from a list server to which I subscribe. Here, at last, is a home for it (author unknown).
Subject: crap
You may have seen this before. This is regarding the forwarding of crap. I admit, when I was new to using computers and the internet, I forwarded crap once or twice. I have since learned the error of my ways. This has some interesting info on the forwards we have all seen before, hoaxes and urban legends. It has a couple interesting sites listed if you want to check them out regarding the forwards with hoaxes/urban legends.
1. Big companies don't do business via chain letters. Bill Gates is not giving you $1000, and Disney is not giving you a free vacation. There is no baby food company issuing class-action checks. Proctor and Gamble is not part of a satanic cult or scheme, and its logo is not satanic. MTV will not give you backstage passes if you forward something to the most
people. Intel cannot track the e-mails so some company can give you money or a new computer, or whatever.
You can relax; there is no need to pass it on "just in case it's true". Furthermore, just because someone said in a message, four generations back, that "we checked it out and it's legit", does not actually make it true.
2. There is no kidney theft ring in New Orleans. No one is waking up in a bathtub full of ice, even if a friend of a friend swears it happened to their cousin. If you are hell-bent on believing the kidney theft ring stories, > ee: http://urbanlegends.tqn.com/library/weekly/aa062997.htm
I quote:
"The National Kidney Foundation has repeatedly issued requests for actual victims of organ thieves to come forward and tell their stories. None have." That's "none" as in "zero". Not even your friend's cousin.
3. Neiman Marcus doesn't really sell a $200 cookie recipe. And even if they do, we all have it. And even if you don't, you can get a copy at:
http://www.bl.net/forwards/cookie.html Then, if you make the recipe, decide the cookies are that awesome, feel free to pass the recipe on.
4. If the latest NASA rocket disaster(s) DID contain plutonium that went to particulate over the eastern seaboard, do you REALLY think this information would reach the public via an AOL chain letter?
5. There is no "Good Times" virus. In fact, you should never, ever, ever forward any e-mail containing any virus warning unless you first confirm it with an actual site of an actual company that actually deals with viruses, i.e., www.snopes.com.
6. There is no gang initiation plot to murder any motorist who flashes headlights at another car driving at night without lights.
7. If you're using Outlook, IE, or Netscape to write e-mail, turn off the "HTML encoding." Those of us on UNIX shells can't read it, and don't care enough to save the attachment and then view it with a web browser since you're probably forwarding us a copy of the Neiman Marcus Cookie Recipe anyway.
8. If you still absolutely MUST forward that 10th-generation message from a friend, at least have the decency to trim the eight miles of headers showing everyone else who's received it over the last six months. It sure wouldn't hurt to get rid of all the ">" that begins each line either. Besides, if it has gone around that many times we've probably already seen it.
9. Craig Shergold (or Sherwood, or Sherman, etc.) in England is not dying of cancer or anything else at this time and would like everyone to stop sending him their business cards. He apparently is no longer a "little boy" either.
10. The "Make a Wish" foundation is a real organization doing fine work, but they have had to establish a special toll free hot line in response to the large number of Internet hoaxes using their good name and reputation. It is distracting them from the important work they do.
11. Women really are suffering in Afghanistan, and PBS and NEA funding are still vulnerable to attack (although not at the present time) but forwarding an e-mail won't help either cause in the least. If you want to help, contact your local legislative representative, or get in touch with Amnesty International or the Red Cross. As a general rule, e-mail
"signatures" are easily faked and mean nothing to anyone with any power to do anything about whatever the competition is complaining about.
12. AND FINALLY: There is no bill pending before Congress that will allow long-distance companies to charge you for using the Internet. Bottom Line ... composing e-mail or posting something on the Net is as easy as writing on the walls of a public restroom. Don't automatically believe it until it's proven false... ASSUME it's false, unless there is proof that it's true. Some of these emails with bogus rumors that have gone around have
caused great harm to upstanding companies and their images. For instance, KFC: there is no way to grow chicken parts without growing the whole chicken.
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